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I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge ...
The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the ...
The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith ...
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act ...
A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best ...
Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And ...
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. ...
I don't really like doing big stand-up. Whenever I do theaters, I ...
The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct ...
Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always ...
They're like 'You're an alcoholic.' I go 'No, I'm not.' ...
It's tough to know who's better in cliff diving. Like, you see ...
So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's ...
I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
I'm happy doing stand-up, but I'll probably do a television show eventually. ...
This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't ...
Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred ...
All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me ...
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as ...
We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having ...
Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you ...
All kinds of violence on the TV. You're not supposed to watch ...
Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and ...
I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on ...
In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for ...
I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good ...
I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything ...
If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political ...
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