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Sarcastic Quotes

Please get away from me
Please get away from me
my mouth always gets me in trouble
my mouth always gets me in trouble
Sarcasm the abilty to insult idiots without them realizing it
Sarcasm the abilty to insult idiots without them realizing it
There is not doubt that the supporters of the death penalty have more in common with
There is not doubt that the supporters of the death penalty have more in common with
My gynocologist says i cant have sex for 2 weeks
My gynocologist says i cant have sex for 2 weeks
I usually laugh at my own text before i send them because i rarely say something tha
I usually laugh at my own text before i send them because i rarely say something tha
My brain is experiencing technical difficulties please stand by
My brain is experiencing technical difficulties please stand by
Welcome to facebook the place where relationships are perfect
Welcome to facebook the place where relationships are perfect
The sarcasm society like we need your support
The sarcasm society like we need your support
Nothing says regret like the email adress you made as a kid
Nothing says regret like the email adress you made as a kid
Would you like a table no not at all i came to the restaurant to
Would you like a table no not at all i came to the restaurant to
Microsoft spent million of dollars on the developmentof their won products
Microsoft spent million of dollars on the developmentof their won products
Kids not as dumbe as you might think
Kids not as dumbe as you might think
A man in love is incomplete until he is married then hes finished
A man in love is incomplete until he is married then hes finished
I want a man whos kind and understanding is that too much to ask of a millionaire
I want a man whos kind and understanding is that too much to ask of a millionaire
Were not sarcastic were hilarious
Were not sarcastic were hilarious
I hate it when people say shes really nice once you get to know her
I hate it when people say shes really nice once you get to know her
I allways you can make smile
I allways you can make smile
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarastic thing
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarastic thing
I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude but sarcasm stepped in and
I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude but sarcasm stepped in and
Common sense is a flower that doesnt grow in everyones garden
Common sense is a flower that doesnt grow in everyones garden
If the only thing a man does is to sleep and eat hes not better than an animal
If the only thing a man does is to sleep and eat hes not better than an animal
Theres deep meaning in a fact that in all civilized countries children love to play
Theres deep meaning in a fact that in all civilized countries children love to play
Being sarcastic all of the time doesnt make you seem smarter than everyone
Being sarcastic all of the time doesnt make you seem smarter than everyone
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say hey look that one is shaped like an
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say hey look that one is shaped like an
Some times you fall before you fly in my case i had to stumble in the dark fall on m
Some times you fall before you fly in my case i had to stumble in the dark fall on m
Dont worry about what people think they dont do it very often
Dont worry about what people think they dont do it very often
Im not sarcastic im just intelligent beyond your understanding 002
Im not sarcastic im just intelligent beyond your understanding 002
I can only please one person a day today isnt your day tomorrow doesnt look good eit
I can only please one person a day today isnt your day tomorrow doesnt look good eit
Im not sensitive im sarcastic you ninny please learn the difference
Im not sensitive im sarcastic you ninny please learn the difference
Im just a kid and my life is a nightmare
Im just a kid and my life is a nightmare
The world is not created for the smart
The world is not created for the smart
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