"A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy." - Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin: A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops....

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"A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy." - Demetri Martin

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